Drinks On Me Coasters & Cocktail Napkins

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Funny coasters and cocktail napkins for funny people. Have a laugh each time you see one!
43 products

43 products

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Electric Bill Tip Coaster
$5.00
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Lie Too Much Coaster
$5.00
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Good Parent Coaster
$5.00
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I'm the Mom Coaster
$5.00
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Reversible Cocktail Napkins - Google / Autocorrect
$6.99
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Reversible Cocktail Napkins - Retire at 62 / Never Trust a Fart
$6.99
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Voo-Doo Doll Coaster
$5.00
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Naked Coaster
$5.00
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Still Not Coming Coaster
$5.00
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My Bed Coaster
$5.00
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Breakfast In Bed Coaster
$5.00
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He's Licked Worse Coaster
$5.00
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Wisdom Highlights Coaster
$5.00
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Owe Me $3 Coaster
$5.00
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Get Better Soon Coaster
$5.00
Electric Bill Tip Coaster
Electric Bill Tip Coaster
Electric Bill Tip Coaster
Electric Bill Tip Coaster

Electric Bill Tip Coaster

$5.00
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"Only a matter of time before my electric bill asks me to select a tip amount."

Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.


Made in the USA.

Lie Too Much Coaster

Lie Too Much Coaster

$5.00
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"My therapist says I lie too much which is bullshit I don't even have a therapist."

Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.


Made in the USA.

Good Parent Coaster
Good Parent Coaster
Good Parent Coaster
Good Parent Coaster

Good Parent Coaster

$5.00
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"I want to be a good parent. I just feel like i'm going to need some different kids"

Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.


Made in the USA.

I'm the Mom Coaster
I'm the Mom Coaster
I'm the Mom Coaster
I'm the Mom Coaster

I'm the Mom Coaster

$5.00
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"I hate when I'm waiting for my mom to make dinner & then I realize I'm the mom."

Coasters are 4”x 4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.

Made in the USA.
Reversible Cocktail Napkins - Google / Autocorrect
Reversible Cocktail Napkins - Google / Autocorrect
Reversible Cocktail Napkins - Google / Autocorrect
Reversible Cocktail Napkins - Google / Autocorrect

Reversible Cocktail Napkins - Google / Autocorrect

$6.99
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Get two hilarious cocktail napkins for the price of one with the Drinks On Me Reversible Cocktail Napkin Collection! There's a funny saying on each side, and the print you see on the photo listed is printed on the interior of the napkin.

  • 20 Reversible Cocktail Napkins
  • 3 ply
  • 10 x 10 in

 

Reversible Cocktail Napkins - Retire at 62
Reversible Cocktail Napkins
Reversible Cocktail Napkins
Reversible Cocktail Napkins - Retire at 62
Reversible Cocktail Napkins - Retire at 62
Reversible Cocktail Napkins
Reversible Cocktail Napkins
Reversible Cocktail Napkins - Retire at 62

Reversible Cocktail Napkins - Retire at 62 / Never Trust a Fart

$6.99
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Get two hilarious cocktail napkins for the price of one with the Drinks On Me Reversible Cocktail Napkin Collection! There's a funny saying on each side!

  • 20 Reversible Cocktail Napkins
  • 3 ply
  • 10 x 10 in

 

Voo-Doo Doll Coaster

Voo-Doo Doll Coaster

$5.00
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My wife yelled from upstairs and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?"

I replied "No..."

She responded: "How about now?""

Coasters are 4”x 4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.

Made in the USA.

Naked Coaster

Naked Coaster

$5.00
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"Everyday I struggle between 'I want to look good naked' and pizza."

Coasters are 4”x 4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.

Made in the USA.

Still Not Coming Coaster

Still Not Coming Coaster

$5.00
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"Listen, I want to be invited but I'm still not coming"

Coasters are 4”x 4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.

Made in the USA.

My Bed Coaster

My Bed Coaster

$5.00
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"My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do"

Coasters are 4”x 4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.

Made in the USA.

Breakfast In Bed Coaster

Breakfast In Bed Coaster

$5.00
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Breakfast In Bed Coaster

Coasters are 4”x 4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.

Made in the USA.


He's Licked Worse Coaster

He's Licked Worse Coaster

$5.00
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“You know you’ve grown a lot as a parent when you watch your kid lick something in public and think, ‘Eh. He’s licked worse.’”

Coasters are 4”x 4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.

Made in the USA.


Wisdom Highlights Coaster

Wisdom Highlights Coaster

$5.00
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“I don’t have grey hair, I have wisdom highlights.”

Coasters are 4”x 4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.

Made in the USA.


Owe Me $3 Coaster

Owe Me $3 Coaster

$5.00
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My Child: Mom you owe me $3

Me: You owe me $250K and a new stomach

Coasters are 4”x 4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.

Made in the USA.


Get Better Soon Coaster

Get Better Soon Coaster

$5.00
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"Get better soon"

Coasters are 4”x 4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.

Made in the USA.